Okay, be honest with me; who has had their FAT PANTS front and center in their closet since Halloween (4th of July?)? I mean holiday weight GAIN is inevitable right?
“Little Black Dress – Pick on someone you’re OWN size!”
“A belt? Good thing a bulky holiday sweater can cover the fact that I’m not wearing no stickin’ waist pincher!”
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There are starving people somewhere, so it would be cruel of me NOT to finish the apple, walnut, pecan, cream cheese pie with a graham cracker crust and whipped cream on top!”
Carmel Apple Cheesecake Pie
IN ALL SERIOUSNESS THOUGH: DON’T LET THESE THOUGHTS CONSUME YOUR MIND…
Ha! Consume, did I just make you conjure up mental images of glistening pumpkin and pecan pies?
Pecan and Pumpkin Pie
The holidays have been plagued with the reputation of EATING and DRINKING until you feel like a bowling ball stuck in molasses.read for more details visit my web page
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Well Lorna Jane, the Fit Approach and I have formed an alliance (Giproach Jane?), much like the Scooby Doo clan or the Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers, to kick box the holiday’s reputation into the pile of coal you hope Santa brings your arch-nemesis!
Pile of Coal
By following our lead, you will soon enough be able to sport a Miley Cyrus type get-up… Not that you’d want to. And honestly, do everyone a favor and DON’T!
Miley Cyrus half naked
Here is how we catch the evil villain known as
Weight Gain and blow him to smithereens!
1. We Climb Mount Everest
Mount Everest
Okay, you don’t actually have to fly to Nepal, hire a shrepa and risk your life while trekking up this vast mountain, but exercising during the holidays is a must! Not only is it a great way to make you feel a little less guilty about your the 4th slice of pie, but it’s the most amazing “CRAZY [insert your name here]” RELIEVER ever! If you’re the type of person who flips out over the tiniest things, you will be AMAZED at how exercise can transform you into the most nonchalant person ever. And why not rock some light-weight and pretty sexy Lorna Jane gear as you punch your inner crazy into a coma!
GiGi Models Lorna Jane!
2.
Make Some Food Swaparoos
Eat this, Not That!
After trampling fellow shoppers at the mall, you realize you have yet to figure out what to make for your hungry pack that is waiting for you at home (they could give a rat’s ass that you were out shopping for gifts FOR THEM!) While ordering take out, such as pizza, sounds like the IDEAL hungry feeder, you know that a moment on the lips is forever on the hips (that is of course if you don’t “climb Everest”). And really, are you just going to eat a salad as your family chows down on that pepperoni infested gooey slice of pie? PIZZA… SOUNDS… SOOOOOOOOO GOOOOD!!!!!
No need to exhile the traditional go-to “in a pinch” feast… But why not make your OWN healthier (and honestly, TASTIER) variation! Check out Lorna Jane’s Move Over Sugar Cookbook‘s MAGICAL Cauliflower Pizza!
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