Saturday, December 21, 2013

TWO TRUTHS, ONE LIE

he premise of this game is to detail three things that may or may not have happened in your life… Then when people stop by your blog, they have to guess which ONE of the three things you described is FALSE. When you’re done pulling out your hair trying to figure out which one of these odd experiences (below) did not actually occur in my life… It's Your Turn! Lets spread this game around like young teens spread STDs. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!! (Clearly I can be immature and inappropriate).for more information about health  http://whatiscandida.eventpages.org/

 Here we go… Competed for the Colorado Snowboard Team: When I was in high school, I coasted down the rocky mountains and won metals doing so. Had a colectomy at the age of 21: In the middle of the night one day back in school, my large intestine twisted into a knot (cecal volvulous) and I was going to humanly combust if it was not removed. Spent six months living on a reserve in Africa:  article research by http://naturalcure.productzone.net/  

 I go the opportunity to teach children English on the Kariega Game Reserve in South Africa during college, I miss the giraffes (my favorite animals – you should all know that by now)! Giraffes on Kariega Conservation Reserve Do you think you know which one is false? Well let me know in the comments BELOW… And then grab a button (or simply link back to this post) and play TWO TRUTHS, ONE LIE on your blog!

EVIL WEIGHT GAIN DOESN’T STAND A CHANCE!

Okay, be honest with me; who has had their FAT PANTS front and center in their closet since Halloween (4th of July?)? I mean holiday weight GAIN is inevitable right? “Little Black Dress – Pick on someone you’re OWN size!” “A belt? Good thing a bulky holiday sweater can cover the fact that I’m not wearing no stickin’ waist pincher!” “for more information about health   http://kyleleon.justgotmarried.net/

There are starving people somewhere, so it would be cruel of me NOT to finish the apple, walnut, pecan, cream cheese pie with a graham cracker crust and whipped cream on top!” Carmel Apple Cheesecake Pie IN ALL SERIOUSNESS THOUGH: DON’T LET THESE THOUGHTS CONSUME YOUR MIND… Ha! Consume, did I just make you conjure up mental images of glistening pumpkin and pecan pies? Pecan and Pumpkin Pie The holidays have been plagued with the reputation of EATING and DRINKING until you feel like a bowling ball stuck in molasses.read for more details visit my web page
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 Well Lorna Jane, the Fit Approach and I have formed an alliance (Giproach Jane?), much like the Scooby Doo clan or the Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers, to kick box the holiday’s reputation into the pile of coal you hope Santa brings your arch-nemesis! Pile of Coal By following our lead, you will soon enough be able to sport a Miley Cyrus type get-up… Not that you’d want to. And honestly, do everyone a favor and DON’T! Miley Cyrus half naked Here is how we catch the evil villain known as

Weight Gain and blow him to smithereens! 1. We Climb Mount Everest Mount Everest Okay, you don’t actually have to fly to Nepal, hire a shrepa and risk your life while trekking up this vast mountain, but exercising during the holidays is a must! Not only is it a great way to make you feel a little less guilty about your the 4th slice of pie, but it’s the most amazing “CRAZY [insert your name here]” RELIEVER ever! If you’re the type of person who flips out over the tiniest things, you will be AMAZED at how exercise can transform you into the most nonchalant person ever. And why not rock some light-weight and pretty sexy Lorna Jane gear as you punch your inner crazy into a coma! GiGi Models Lorna Jane! 2.

Make Some Food Swaparoos Eat this, Not That! After trampling fellow shoppers at the mall, you realize you have yet to figure out what to make for your hungry pack that is waiting for you at home (they could give a rat’s ass that you were out shopping for gifts FOR THEM!) While ordering take out, such as pizza, sounds like the IDEAL hungry feeder, you know that a moment on the lips is forever on the hips (that is of course if you don’t “climb Everest”). And really, are you just going to eat a salad as your family chows down on that pepperoni infested gooey slice of pie? PIZZA… SOUNDS… SOOOOOOOOO GOOOOD!!!!! No need to exhile the traditional go-to “in a pinch” feast… But why not make your OWN healthier (and honestly, TASTIER) variation! Check out Lorna Jane’s Move Over Sugar Cookbook‘s MAGICAL Cauliflower Pizza!

MICHELLE BRIDGES KICKED MY BOOTY, & I LIKED IT!

If you all don’t already know, which I am sure you do if you RELIGIOUSLY stop by my blog, I am an ELLIPTICAL WH*RE! 101 minutes on the elliptical EVERY SINGLE DAY! Even if I am battling the BIRD FLU, have a broken foot or a tornado is swirling in my direction, you will always find me on the elliptical between the hours of 5 and 9 am. When I was presented with the opportunity to work out with totally ripped Michelle Bridges, don’t mess with her pythons!, though,  for more information about health   http://customizedfatloss.isourchurch.com/

 I gladly accepted because I KNOW that it’s VITAL and HEALTHY to change up your work out routine! Plus, Michelle is a weight-loss MAGICIAN, except not a magician at all, because really, losing weight and toning up is no magic trick! Michelle Bridges 12 Week Body Transformation Michelle actually started an online weight loss program called, 12 Week Body Transformation   read for more details visit my web page  http://cellulitereview.willgetmarried.com/

(12WBT) and has helped participants lose over 1.7 MILLION, yes, MILLION pounds since the program’s inception in 2010! I am still in shock over the number! She DEFINITELY won the weight loss LOTTERY! GiGi Dubois is shocked over Michelle Bridges The 12 Week Body Transformation is set to launch in the United States THIS JANUARY! For now though, check out a little PREVIEW of what the program entails… You know you want to see me SWEAT! PS: I still did the elliptical for 101 minutes prior to this butt slaying quickie workout!

Santa Claus, You Have Been Naughty!

Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!! Today, I, Santa Claus, have hijacked GiGi Eats Celebrities, while GiGi spends some time with her family… Nah, she’s probably crying over the COAL for more information about health  http://sixpacksabs.thenerd.me/

I gave her! Perhaps you shouldn’t have been so NAUGHTY this year GiGi! Can you believe after the crazy night I had, traveling across the globe and all, I still have enough  read for more details visit my web page 
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 energy to make a video for all of you! GO WATCH!! Or next year, it’s COAL! COAL I tell you!Even the “aliens” in “celeb-ville” have had to deal with the pepperoni! (Mmm… take-out) But there are ways to minimize these

PREDICTIONS

You have all probably seen magazine, online and newspaper headlines boasting predictions about what 2012 may bring. While they’re all starting to get rather annoying, I couldn’t help but succumb to the annual tradition. So here are my downright intelligent predictions for the diet and fitness trends that are going to BLOW UP in “Celeb-ville” in 2012! Treadmills or Stationary Bikes built into Cars (yes celebrities do drive). With all that extra time caught in traffic, why not put the buns to work. Booty buns, not cinnamon buns. Hey, if this actually happens, a lot more jobs will be created because there will be a surplus need for police and EMTs will all the car accidents. Another all juice cleanse, because what year has their not been a new exotic fruit discovery? Behold the Brangolosteen! for more information about health http://dietfoods.likeapro.me/


The Homer Simpson Diet. All donuts, all the time. More glaze, the better. Dunkin’ Donuts stock is going to go through the roof. BUY! BUY! BUY! The Bone Diet. Gnawing on bones is no longer just for dogs! Mmm, bone marrow. The High Heel Diet. Sorry guys, you’re going to have to find another diet, unless of course you do rock the pumps! Ladies, listen up. The higher the heel you wear, the more food and more meals you can eat in a day. Example: you rock 4-inch heels, you can eat four foods and eat them four times a day in four-ounce portions! Lady GaGa will certainly be able to eat a ton in 2012!   go to for about health http://venusfactor.thecrazy.me/

 Microwaves in your car. Nix that, a stove and oven in your car… because microwave meals are not healthy! Wait, you need to keep your eye on the road so how about Rachel Ray in your car. 30-minute meals just got a whole new meaning. Desk-mills. Celebrities don’t work desk jobs, but these days everyone needs to sit at a desk at some point. Sitting = extra ass fat. Walking = a toned badonkadonk! The Imagination Diet. Close your eyes and envision sinking your teeth into oozing cheese, a thick buttery, flaky crust, acidic tomato sauce and salty pepperoni. Open your eyes. Are you full? If not, close them and… for more details go to the link  http://newbodyreview.theclever.me/

 “eat” more! No food is off limits! The Horse Meat Diet. Men, want to look like a stallion? Ladies, want to have long gams like a mare? Well with the ban on slaughtering horses quietly being lifted, horse meat may be found on many personal chef and celebrity infested restaurant menus in 2012. You are what you eat after all. (Hm, if that were the case everyone would have quite the jawline). The Spicy Sauna. This doesn’t have anything to do with celebrities getting down and dirty with their significant others in a sweaty sauna, although I am sure that will happen more than a few times this year. Instead this diet entails celebrities to only eat spicy foods in saunas so they can sweat even more, thus lose excess water weight.

I see Michelle Williams and Keira Knightley sharing some Chicken Vindaloo at the Four Seasons, Beverly Hills Spa prior to the Oscars this year! The Seed Diet. Not all celebrities are carnivores so this diet is catered to the Pam Andersons and Alicia Silverstones of the world. Load your trap full of hemp, flax, sesame, sunflower, chia, poppy and all the other seeds on the market. Guaranteed to make you feel a bit seedy. Well there you have it, my predictions of what diet and fitness trends may come in 2012! Get ready for a hot pepper shortage, more car accidents, ladies (and maybe some men) wearing EXTRA high heels and meals featuring Black Beauty.

Knead Gluten?

Gluten is pretty much as cool as socks and sandals in “celeb-ville”. Hey look! Ice pops on my feet! Wait, what is gluten? According to trusty WIKIPEDIA… “Gluten is the composite of a gliadin and a glutelin, which is conjoined with starch in the endosperm of various grains.for more information about health
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You do not, I repeat, DO NOT have to spend MILLIONS of dollars on… Acne and resurfacing treatments, anti-aging moisturizers, laser surgery (although, MiXto SX Fractional CO2 Laser Resurfacing does sound rather enjoyable), botox injections, plastic surgery, microdermabrasion,   go to for about health  http://calories.blooming.me/

juvederm, weird peels you cannot even pronounce… This list could go on for YEARS …In order to have a nice clear epidermis! All you have to do is watch the latest episode of GiGi Eats Celebrities to find out exactly what you do

Cockeyed Cookies

If you want to munch on cookies all day long… you can call this number toll-free to get the details. 1-877-IDI-OTIC That’s right, the Cookie Diet is IDIOTIC and it’s actually quite comical that people can be convinced that noshing on processed nuggets is the key to weight loss.read for more details visit my web page http://growtaller.thefanbase.net/

Check out episode three of GiGi Eats Celebrities for all the sugary details! Mmm… Scrumptious! GiGi Eats Celebrities! Head on over to the GiGi Eats Celebrities YouTube channel and subscrib What is the deal with this raw food craze? Whoever invented fire must die (oh wait, he or she probably already is!). You can say bye bye to foods like chicken, beef, eggs… Oh wait, that looks pretty raw to me! Celebs like Alicia Silverstone have adopted this kooky diet because they feel it cleanses their bodies (thanks to not eating processed foods)… but eating a raw vegan diet can lead to serious malnourishment.
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Whoops… I mean… The diet is generally 75% fruits and vegetables, which is great (all you chickens out there can rest easy… well until I come along) because raw foodies love to devour seaweed, sprouts, seeds and beans. If you see Carol Alt, Uma Thurman or Woody Harrelson drinking alcohol, you can call them out because the raw diet also restricts this consumption. Wait, Uma is drinking in this picture? What’s the point of this diet? Rawists believe that heating food higher than 118 degrees will kill key enzymes and vitamins in the food they’re eating… I wonder if they go in saunas? I don’t think they can wear these either. So yeah, this diet sounds measly, right? Exactly… which is why many fear that people who follow this eating trend will not get the proper nutrients, which leads to deficiencies.

Vitamin B12, which is critical for nerve and red blood cell development, is ONLY found in those CUTE LITTLE FARM ANIMALS… and if you don’t eat them… you could acquire anemia (excessive tiredness and bruising) and could become neurologically impaired. Where’s the mustard? Not getting enough calcium and healthy fat is another problem with this diet… oh heck, there is just a whole lot of problems with this diet. If you really really do feel the need to go this route though, seek a nutritionist’s advice… not Demi Moores’! I feel like taking my frying pan and hitting some sense into these raw food celebs! Alright, no, I cannot really tell them what to do… but I can tell myself to… sear up some steak RIGHT NOW!

DON’T BOTHER MASTERING THIS CLEANSE

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” for your role in the movie Dream Girls. Yep. Still have yet to seen that one. Not going to lie, I am still scarred from Austin Powers. What I also don’t want to see,article research by
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 ANYONE drinking the Master Cleanse Diet concoction of maple syrup, lemon, water and cayenne pepper! Watch the latest episode of GiGi Eats Celebrities to find out why! I mean, money most likely isn’t coaxing YOU into doing this, so why, why would you!

CALORIE-FREE DESSERT

Okay, okay, keep your pants on. What I am about to let you in on is not 100% calorie free, but it’s pretty darn close! How would you like to wolf down that glistening slab of pecan pie that’s been serenading you for the past half hour? Or would you rather share your candle-lit bubble bath with a pint of for more information about health  http://causeseczema.isthephotographer.com/

Baskin Robbins‘ finest? Well start filling the tub because you’re in luck! Sort of… Mmm… Scrumptious! GiGi Eats Celebrities (or I guess Groceries today)! article research by  http://tipsforacne.ismypuppy.com/

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UMA LOVES A THREESOME

Who would have thought Uma Thurman to be of the kinky sort. Poison Ivy… what a hot porn star name. There are only two men she will get frisky with at the same time though. Ben & Jerry! You know you’re curious, don’t lie! Check out the latest episode of GiGi Eats for more information about health http://weightlosstimeline.makesnoise.com/

Celebrities and figure out just how sticky this situation truly is! Mmm… Scrumptious! GiGi Eats Celebrities! Head on over to the GiGi Eats Celebrities YouTube channel and subscribe! article research by http://yeastinfection.doesphotography.com/

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ANGELINA JOLIE AND KALE: SEPARATED AT BIRTH

This ability appear as a huge shock to you but Angelina Jolie and Kale are related…Angelina Jolie is smoker hotKale How exactly?Well… for more information about health http://exercises.creativist.me/

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CHECK OUT MY MEAT… LOAF THAT IS!

Mini Turkey Meatloaf Muffins with Ketchup “Frosting”! Mini Meatloaf Muffins with Ketchup Frosting Dudes around the world drool when they hear “mama’s meatloaf,” which is why Whitney and I want to warm stomachs with a cleaned up version of yo Mama’s specialty! GiGi and Whitney making healthy meatloaf These mini muffins are the perfect appetizer at a holiday party, great for an “on the go” snack (yep, I don’t know about you but I like to whip meat out of my purse), or a great way to please your honey’s palate (well, unless of course she is a vegan or a vegetarian – then you’re in trouble).http://causesacne.isteaching.com/

 GiGi with a fork in her mouth Ladies, you too can bake up this recipe, in some festive attire as well (your dude will love it), and please your man’s desire for his longtime “warm belly” favorite food staple! This recipe will definitely have him reminiscing… And then some! Stop loafing around and get cooking! Here’s what you need! 1 Pound Lean Ground Turkey Meat (if you are vegetarian/vegan, you can use meat-free [preferably without soy] meat) 1 Egg (you can use flax “egg”) 1/2 Cup Onions 1/2 Cup Mushrooms 1/2 Cup Green Bell Pepper 1/4 Cup Shredded Carrot 1 Tsp Thyme 1 Tsp Rosemary 1 Tsp Mustard 9-12
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Tsp Low Sugar Ketchup (to spread on each “muffin”) These muffins won’t leave you with the “inevitable” holiday muffin top so many people complain about! For step-by-step instructions on how to make these MEATTERIFIC muffins, CLICK HERE! Whitney and GiGi meatloaf Oh and ladies, if you don’t have a dude in your life… You can still feast on these bad GOOD boys… And you can do so in something… A little more comfortable…

HOW ABOUT A STROKE?

Paris Hilton has never really done anything intelligent… One Night in Paris Her collection of books Jail time for her stack of DUIs House Of Wax “My New BFF” and “The World According to Paris“ Singing (I could keep going, but you get the picture) So what makes people think her article research by http://whatisacne.mywowprofile.com/

diet is anything but dense? Check out what Paris does/did in order to keep her booty in sex tape shape! Mmm… Scrumptious! GiGi Eats Celebrities! Head on over to the GiGi here is another about link
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HOW TO WARD OFF VAMPIRES

I was sitting in Sarah Michelle Gellar‘s kitchen watching her stir a vat of cabbage soup the other day when she revealed a bit of inside scoop about her days on the set of Buffy The Vampire Slayer. She told me that her vampire ass-whooping moves (you know, the ones that motivated you to take up karate) weren’t the actual cause of “death” to the blood suckers that kept popping out from behind headstones. article research by   http://sixpacksabs.beautifulmakings.com/

Instead, she told me that they all perished because of one very potent repellant that she always had “on hand”. Sarah, I am sorry, but I am going to have to disclose your “secret” because… Well, it’s just plain stupid and everyone must know (after all, Halloween… read for more details visit my web page  http://somanabolicmuscle.loves-the-game.com/

It’s all about the prevention against vampires, unless of course… You’re any of the sexy ones from True Blood or wait, those two from The Vampire Diaries… Mmmm, YUM! I wouldn’t be a good friend if I wasn’t truthful, right? If you want to know the TRUTH… Watch the SEASON FINALE of GiGi Eats Celebrites!